Happy and Unhappy.

Just a few things that make me absolutely happy.

  1. Reaching the point in a book where you wish you could read at an incredible rate because you just got to the climax and there is no way you are putting it down now.

  2. New Year’s kiss.

  3. Thin sharpies in every color imaginable.

  4. Playing games that I know I will own at.

  5. Coming home and seeing my two favorite faces in the world. Well, three. Sorry, Sully. Once again I forgot you for a split second because I was overwhelmed by the thought of the humans I love.

  6. 3 heavy duty blankets in bed.

  7. When you see birds flying together and they are flapping their wings in a perfectly synchronized way.

  8. Big, fat snowflakes.

  9. Hearing the song I love being played while I am out. Or hearing a song I love on repeat for days.

  10. Holding hands.

  11. Hugs that never end.

  12. Bubble baths at the age of 22.

  13. Hearing Laura snort when she laughs.

  14. Cleaning my dinner table with Pledge. Shiny, shiny, shiny!

  15. Sun in my face.

  16. Random love notes.

  17. Sleeping more than 5 hours.

  18. Thinking up all the dreams in my head that could someday be reality.

  19. Freaking french onion dip. Okay, and soup, too.

  20. Calming myself down after I realize that I did not capture a very (in my mind) important event or moment on video or camera. Then realizing that I get to replay it in my mind forever, and that is even better.
  21. Looking at ridiculous amounts of clothes that are exorbitantly overpriced.
  22. My face hurting from laughing or smiling. Either one will do.

Just a few things that make me absolutely unhappy.

  1. Burnt toast.
  2. Opening the fridge every hour that you’re home waiting for something to magically appear that looks good so you can devour it.
  3. Taking a picture and seeing the perfect moment through the lens, feeling accomplished, and then going back to review your photos and seeing that the picture came out blurry. Fail.
  4. Going back to number 20 in things that make me happy, going back to feeling anxiety about the fact that someday I may have Alzheimer’s and will forget the memory so the camera and video would have done me good.
  5. When people don’t understand what I mean (because I word things strangely) and they think I said something else, but I am too afraid to correct them.
  6. The point in my shower when I lose the hot water and have to finish it off with cold water.
  7. My phone randomly shutting off.
  8. Realizing that I have to pump gas when I am late for work.
  9. Losing internet connection.
  10. Going into Dollar General expecting things to be no more than a dollar and then realizing it’s not the real Dollar Store.
  11. Accidentally shaving my finger nail while in the shower.
  12. Mixing dates up for when I have an appointment.
  13. Syrup on my fingers.
  14. Showering before having brushed my teeth.
  15. When people do not know how to use: their, they’re, there.
  16. When people use slang in their texting. For example, “C U soon.” No, actually, probably not.
  17. Popcorn being 7 dollars at the dollar theater.
  18. Getting goosebumps immediately after stepping out of the shower.
  19. Every toy in my house that speaks in some way, shape, or form playing together, all at the same time, in a horrific symphony. I may be slightly autistic.
  20. Getting nothing meaningful in the mail.
  21. Movies that have a crappy ending and wasted the past 2 hours of your life. Or bad movies in general.
  22. Cold tea.